*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me


I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 


when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck



In the fashion world “urban” is code for “stolen from black people”.


ppl who choose regular milk over chocolate milk at school lunch are not to be trusted

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back


just because your fav fictional character is dead or having a rough time doesn’t mean you have the right to insult the author, the creator of their story

or are we going to forget that the story belongs to its respective author and not you and your immature feelings towards a fictional person

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